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#1 Abecrombie

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Post icon Posted 05 June 2006 - 04:28 PM

mind you i live in california usa and it might be different if perhaps from manafacterer in other countries.

directions,: adults 12-older take one or two caplets to reduce the sysmtems of bloating cramps due to menstral cycle, do not take if you have an overactive prostate. consult physician if these symtoms continue for two weeks or more. keep out of reach of children,

did you catch the part with the overactive prostate.?

wtf

this is true ,..when i can find the bottle i will take a picture and try to post it ,..i basicaly emembered the directions off the top of my head due to complete shock .
in fact someone actualy wrote this .

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Posted 05 June 2006 - 04:45 PM

I guess that warning is for all the menstrating she-males out there.....

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Posted 05 June 2006 - 10:20 PM

That's funny! I just looked at my medicine cabinet. I noticed the children's gravol I have for my 4 year old son: may cause drowsiness, avoid operating a motor vehicle. Avoid alcohol. I never let my son drive when he's sick anyhow.

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Posted 05 June 2006 - 10:41 PM

Reminds me of the time my best friend was job shadowing at a pharmacy. They had her type out a warning label for some guy's medication and she typed on it, "Do not take if you are breast-feeding."

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 03:33 AM

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Weird! And slightly disturbing....

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 03:59 AM

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I guess that warning is for all the menstrating she-males out there.....

, good one, funniest thing i've heard all day

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 08:23 PM

. . . coldethyl.
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Product directions . . amazing what those are thinking when applying the 'how tos' . .

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 09:50 PM

I think it is more sad then funny.

Lawsuits from idiot lawyers are just out of control in the USA. It's like we're no longer becoming a nation of common sense but a nation of half grabbed a-- whining babies that can't even lift their arm in fear of gravity breaking it because there's no damn warning label in the air.

Why So Many Ridiculous Warning Labels?

Lawsuits are out of control in the U.S., so lots of companies place ridiculous warning labels on their products, just to protect themselves.

A group called Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch tracks these labels and posts them on its website. For example:

A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before folding.”

A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: “Not intended for highway use.”

A household iron cautions: “Never iron clothes while they are being worn.”

A flushable toilet brush says: “Do not use for personal hygiene.”

And a carpenter’s electric drill warns: “This product is not intended for use as a dental drill.”
Now, let me close with this warning: This commentary is not intended to defame any of those bloodsucking trial lawyers.

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 10:08 PM

**thinks** maybe they should put labels on really tall trees... :

Do not climb unless able to climb down or have a ladder

I got stuck in a tree once...lol

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 10:34 PM

This reminds me of sleep aid ads: Side-effects may include drowsiness

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Posted 07 June 2006 - 10:42 PM

im laughing hard at these posts,..isnt it amazing how many there are . and it just goes to show you that some people read them .
my cell phone has in its owners manual for the contents in package and then the second
is a direction dos or donts..?

any how i was reading it and it said,...
" DO NOT PUT CELL PHONE IN THE MICROWAVE "

WHEW

IM so glad i read that cause i was going to serve mine up with some farver beans .....

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Post icon Posted 07 June 2006 - 10:48 PM

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WHEW

IM so glad i read that cause i was going to serve mine up with some farver beans .....

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ive got one. i was doing something and heard a lady advertizing a allergie medication. she said it will help but it ma cause drrowsiness sneezing itcing coughing aching and all of the allergie stuff like that and then it said swelling of the extremities and possibly death. then she said "You shuold really try it. it works!" and she sneezed.[size=4]

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 12:08 AM

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I can't believe they would do that! wow people are stupid!! (especially manufacturers!)

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 01:26 AM

I never been one to take much pills..... or medicines for that half.

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 01:34 AM

Looking at all the possible side effects listed on the array of bottles here in front of me, I think I'd rather suffer some discomfort for a little while....

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